You’ve tried to make sound financial decisions. But what will you do when you retire? What will you do after you’re Pope?
“You know what my favorite Superhero movie of the summer was? Magic Mike. I’m serious, my friend Channing Tatum was so great in that. And you know what my favorite part of Magic Mike was? This part…”
IT’S PORTMAN MOTHERFUCKER
DRINK ‘TIL I’M SICK
WHAT YOU WANT NATALIE?
People who should host SNL. Andrew Garfield + Mando Diao.
SO PUT ANOTHER DIME IN THE JUICE BOX, BABEH!