when the evening is spread out against the sky 
like a patient etherized upon a table


sailorswayze:

some people replied to my last comic with things like “i dont do this to girls….I DO THIS TO EVERYONE!!” and just

what no

dont be a dickweed just because you read batman or whatever oh my god

people can wear whatever they want ya freakin nerds get a grip

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10, 9, 8, 7, 6, 5, 4, 3, 2, 1, STANLEY CUP! [x]


It’s hard to be the better man
When you forget you’re trying
It’s hard to be the better man
When you’re still lying


Forget me. Just let me fade away…


“Jess, you can’t do this, but I can.”
“Okay, let’s do this Nick, I can do it.”
“Okay, let’s do it Jess.”

Make good stuff, then make it easy for people to buy it. There’s your anti-piracy plan.

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