when the evening is spread out against the sky
like a patient etherized upon a table
some people replied to my last comic with things like “i dont do this to girls….I DO THIS TO EVERYONE!!” and just
what no
dont be a dickweed just because you read batman or whatever oh my god
people can wear whatever they want ya freakin nerds get a grip


10, 9, 8, 7, 6, 5, 4, 3, 2, 1, STANLEY CUP! [x]
It’s hard to be the better man
When you forget you’re trying
It’s hard to be the better man
When you’re still lying
Forget me. Just let me fade away…
“Jess, you can’t do this, but I can.”
“Okay, let’s do this Nick, I can do it.”
“Okay, let’s do it Jess.”